Archive for the ‘paranoia’ Tag
Following on from the Russian idiot, the blank generation and the blonde babe with big tits, in the words of Robert the Rose Horse I am beginning to get that old funny feeling – “Following 1” and the 1 is I and I. Luckily this time I know the stalker and she lives safely tucked away on the Isle of Eigg off the West coast of Scotland.
So what is it that me, Stephen Fry and the New York Times have in common in the eyes of this lurker?
OK, things are looking a bit better regarding my paranoia. Following the Russian idiot and the blank generation, it’s now a blonde babe with big tits and a shared interest in film-making who’s after me. And one other – a certain Mr Rick Weiss. As they say, a burden shared is a burden halved. Unless of course he’s working with her…
Is it because I is a fish?
First a Russian idiot and now the blank generation… No followers, no updates, just me in his/her/its sights. Why me?
I tried calling the Paranoia Helpline but they asked me to ‘please hold while your call is traced’.
Eventually I calmed down a bit about the whole thing, and then got this funny feeling I was being Googled…
There’s only one thing worse than being the only person a Twitterer is following – and that is being the only person a Russian idiot is following…