Archive for the ‘paranoia’ Tag

Paranoia Twitter-style – part 4

Following 1 - gulp!

Following 1 - gulp!

Following on from the Russian idiot, the blank generation and the blonde babe with big tits, in the words of Robert the Rose Horse I am beginning to get that old funny feeling – “Following 1″ and the 1 is I and I. Luckily this time I know the stalker and she lives safely tucked away on the Isle of Eigg off the West coast of Scotland.

Update 9.iii.09:

What's the connection?

What's the connection?

So what is it that me, Stephen Fry and the New York Times have in common in the eyes of this lurker?

Paranoia Twitter-style – part 3

Twitter Stalker

Twitter Stalker

OK, things are looking a bit better regarding my paranoia. Following the Russian idiot and the blank generation, it’s now a blonde babe with big tits and a shared interest in film-making who’s after me. And one other – a certain Mr Rick Weiss. As they say, a burden shared is a burden halved. Unless of course he’s working with her…

Is it because I is a fish?

Paranoia Twitter-style – part 2

Twitter Paranoia

Twitter Paranoia

First a Russian idiot and now the blank generation… No followers, no updates, just me in his/her/its sights. Why me?

I tried calling the Paranoia Helpline but they asked me to ‘please hold while your call is traced’.

Eventually I calmed down a bit about the whole thing, and then got this funny feeling I was being Googled…

Paranoia Twitter-style

There’s only one thing worse than being the only person a Twitterer is following – and that is being the only person a Russian idiot is following…

Twitter paranoia

Twitter paranoia

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 127 other followers

%d bloggers like this: